Seth tan dan printernya

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Seth tan seorang pegawai bejwtn tinggi disebuah syarikat perkapalan nasional yg sering belayar kelautan pasifik untuk menghantar goodie bag kepada seluruh negara..

Heh heh heh mengah2 takde titik.

Suatu hari seth tan mendapati cartrige printernya telah kosong. Padahal sbg seorang pegawai beliau layak mendapat sebuah printer bercartrige penuh. Kesian jgk nora elena tgk seth tan. Keje dh lama, tp nk print pn takde dakwat. Lalu nora elena merelakan printernya dijamah oleh seth tan. Eh tp bkn printer dia pn, printer syarikat gk. Hohoho.

Satu hari, seth tan telah buat2 bising di opis. Lalu bagi menutup mulut seth tan, yvone telahpun memberikan cartride baru kpd seth tan. Seth tan ni busy, maklumlah pegawaikan. Slalu tak duduk opis. Jadi malik rasa, takpelah kalau die tuka cartrige dia ngn cartride seth tan. Alah tu syarikat punye, takkan dosa kot. Dia nk wt kerja ni!

Sekonyong2 seth tan pulang ke opis. Arakian marahlah beliau bila cartrige nya kosong balik. Yvone yg panas pn suruh dia isi borang. Tp beliau tak isi. Tak tau kenapa.

Extra watak kak pah pn xdpt nk bantu seth tan. Bising pn tak guna. Eid plak tetibe tak tau citer dipersalahkan. Tapi eid dh berpindah tempat. Jawooohhh nun di qatar. Chewah.

Pstu nk dipendekkn citer selepas 3 bulan seth tan bising lagi.

"Beb, cartrige gua ilang, aritu dakwat takde"

Yvone pn jwb

"Sila isi borang ye,dh isi belum?"

Lalu ntah cemana. Seth tan yg bengang telah buat complain. Dia berkata kepada bos melalui emel:

"Dah 3 bulan sy berkerja dgn cartrige kosong"

Maka perkara itu telah menjadi isu besar. Siapa yg salah? Opis boy yg bertugas merefill cartridge kah? Malik yg mencuri cartridge kah? Atau yvone kerana terlepas pandang masalah terbabit? Atau pun eid yg telah berpindah? Atau pun nora elena yg meminjam kn printer dgn rela? Atau seth tan sendiri yg salah, bising2 tak bertempat?

Dah sah sah la printer tu awak yang punya. Manala kami tau kalu printer tu habis cartridge. Pi la marah pihak yg berkenaan. Jgn mrh org yg tak terbabit.

Encik opis boy telah marah, lalu berkata:

"Bodoh, lu dh isi borang belum?"

Hamik ko! Dgn muka tak bersalah, fotostap 1 salinan. Edarkan satu opis. Satu salinan simpan dlm file. Habis citer!

Kan dh malu, seth tan seth tan.

Walau apa pun lu mmg macho lah. Peluk sekali bleh? Sasa lah!
[KPWKM]

Comments

Ida Chan said…
Ahahahahaha...nie episod btul2 ke episod yg ko reka2. Ayat last tu aku sgt3 xtahan. Ahahahaha....tibe2 je pulak. Ish3..
Wed Jun 29, 01:19:00 PM GMT+8
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