Skrip Drama Samarinda Timah. Ha ha

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Suami: i kalu mkn telo sambal, i mkn yg rebus.
Isteri: u tak ckpppp.... huhuhuhu....

<tapi suami mkn gk 2 pinggan, amik ati.. >

Suami: kenapa u tak mkn pisang i bli tu.
Isteri: makan, i siap mkn 2 lagi.
Suami: siapa suruh u mkn, ada i suruh u mkn?
Isteri: Grrrrrrrrr...

<tu lawak sblm tdo>

Anak: Mama Aus nangis.
Mama: Napa Aus nangis? Cikgu buat?
Anak: Bkn, Aus nangis mama pukul....
Mama: Eh bila plak mama pukul, ok je mama takde pukul pn arini.
Anak: Ye mama pukul, patu patu Aus nangis.
Mama: Ok, mama tak pukul, tapi Aus jgn pukul Adik, Ok?
Anak: Mama taknak pukul Aus lagi eh?
Mama: Ok, tapi Aus janji jgn pukul adik ok?
Anak: Aus taknak pukul Adik lagi eh?
Mama: Ok gud boy. Mama sayang Aus.

<Kiss kiss>

Suami: U tolong amik air botol nnti ek.
Isteri: Air botol?
Suami: Ha ah, air botol

Air botol byk. Air botol mana satu? Ckp isteri dlm hati. Lalu amik je air kosong dlm botol. Ho ho.

Suami: Air botol ape ni?
Isteri: Air dalam botol la, kata nk air botol tadi.
Suami: I nk air botol yg beli semalam laa.
Isteri: Ooo air macam (masam) tu ka. Lenkali ckp bia teghang.... Hahahaha

<situasi lain>

Anak: Mama, nk air macam boleh eh.
Mama: Takleh la sayang minum air macam selalu, nanti sakit perut. Kita minum air copolet (coklat) eh.
Anak: Taknak ah, nk susu je.
Mama: ok (lebih menjimatkan. Ho ho ho...)

Sekian dr saya, Penulis skrip drama sendiri tak bertauliah.

Harap terhibur. ;p

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Regards,
Siti Fatimah Khairiah M Amin

Comments

misshannan said…
apakah drama ko pagi2 ni puan timah oi...lain kali amik air botol betol2...hehe
Wed Jun 16, 11:10:00 AM GMT+8
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