Ha Ha Ha...

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Kisah lawak smlm.
 
Aku gi mkn2 umah sepupu hubby aku kt sg buloh mlm td. Kira hubby aku ni, sepupu dia Ipi, Ayan ngn Abg dia yg no3 dok dekat2 area Penjara Sg Buloh tu. Haa Desa Coalfields. Lepas ni kalu si Azren pindah, pn skali la. Sonang eden nk gi beraya. Sekali arung je. Hik hik hik....
 
Pstu masa tu dh lega, abg no3 dia tu tak dtg sbb outstation. Lega bkn psl apa la. Psl lastweek dorg buat mkn2 gk. And dorg ajak kami gk. Siap tepon. Tp masa tu hubby aku yg manja itu sedang mogok lapar ngn bini nya. Hahahaha. Die mmg cmtula. Kalu tak keje. Kalu tak dtg angin nk majuk. Dtg angin nk demam. Adeh. Sib baik peruntukkan kewangan negara pn tak bape nk mencukupi sgt. So tak kesah la. Kalu kuar jln2 pn mmg takleh bli apa2 pn kn Hohohoho........
 
So kami pn tak pegi la umah abg no3 dia tuh. Tp kami pegi yg sepupu nya IPI punya housewarming ni pasai, kami mls msk dinner. Nk bli pn malas Hohohoho. Sungguh tak tersusun ayat2 aku kn. Sila jgn pening ye. Sbb aku tgh pening nih. Br je nasihat girl soh bedrest sbb die nye susu cm kuar darah skit. Tp takda luka. So kemungkinan kene mastisis ke apa ntah penyakit tu. So aku kata ubatnya sonang je. kene bedrest. Sbb aku penah kena dlu. Bezanya susu aku jd pekat gila. Ada kekadang org kuar susu mcm lendir. Tu tandala tuh. Tp kemungkinan lain pn ada so kene tanya pakar. Tp die boleh try bedrest utk permulaan. Mana tau mmg dia tak ckp rest. Tp ni aku yg rasa tak ckp  rest wpn dh menggunung kain aku malas lipat. Dh Rumah yg mcm tongkak blom pecah lg. Br nk mula retak. Wakakaka.
 
Ok sambung. Kisah lawak td. Blom klaka lg kn? Ok ok. NK cita la ni. Hehehehehe.
 
Pstu kami pn lepak2. Dgn sangat lama. Tak tau kenapa. Ngn sepupu dia yg IPI ni dia mcm rapat skit. Ada jebenda nk borak. Tp bkn dgn IPI ni la. Dgn Mak IPI. Wakakaka. Mak IPI ni mcm mak mak sikit. Dh nama pn Mak kn. Hohohoho. So mcm best skit borak2. Siap gelak2 amik mkn karipap ulang alik sbb sedap. Aku sebetulnya agak kuciwa g la. Ada meehun ngn laksa je. Takde nasik. Wakakaka.
 
Ok fine. Kami lepak2 tanpa rasa bersalah. Tiba2. Ecehcehwah..
 
IPI laung dr jauh. Isam (nama panggilan hubby kt kampung), Adi dtg jgk isam (Adi tu abg no3 hubbyku la).
 
Aku dh. Ayamakkkk. (sebutan firdaus.)
 
Adeh kenapa die dtg lak ni abis la kita (bisik hubby)
 
Patu memasing mula bgn dr meja n menyorok2. Hahahaha. Tp tak dapekla kn. Tp sib baik la abg dia dtg sorg. Sbb abg dia tak sound sgt. Skali die ckp. Kak ita ada, on the way die dr rumah mak die. What!!!
 
Aku dh signal2 hubby ajak balik. Hohohoho. Skali cm line tak bape nk clear. Kene stay jgk. Adusss.
 
Lepas tu kak ita smpai. Muka lepen lg memula. Kak ita ni wife adi tu la. Merangkap biras aku l kn.
 
Smpai je kt aku salam tros jerit.
 
OOOOO KAT SINI KAU DATANG!!!!
 
Hoho sgt berisi terasa hati disitu. Tros aku n hubby gelak2 je.
 
Ok klaka tak? Tak klaka ke? Ptt la aku sorg2 gelak sorg2 smlm. Huhuhu. Tak klaka ke? Betul ke tak klaka? Huhuhu

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Siti Fatimah Khairiah M Amin

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