Amik Ko...

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and
at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a
great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting,
fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
(Pale otak die!!! @#$%^#$^&*$%)

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there'll be sex here at ten o'clock every night ... whether you're here or
not
!"
(Ha ha ha... padan muka)

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