The Malaysian 12th Parliamentary…
I was to be 'Pegawai Yang Bertugas' on the 5th of Mei 2008. For the record.
I know 2 things for sure how to be a good and well behave in the parliament session :
1. Point of Order or Bend of Order. You have to understand what is the meaning of this so if anyone wants to fight you, you are well verse about this and knows how to bend the person over. In the parliament, if one speaks, the other person can only speak to him, there cannot be the 3rd person who wants to speak to the 2nd person who raised up. Unless there is a point of Point of Order or Bend of Order. However, one need to know which POO or BOO he is referring to and stress out what is the matter that makes him stand to these POO or BOO. And I don't know which PEMBANGKANG but he sure makes me jump up when he stands up. Y.B. Speaker, I want to raised POO about the issue when Y.B. yang berbahas mentioned that Presiden PAS agreed on ISA and OSA, it is not true and against the fact, whomever agree with my POO please stand up! Nah the whole community of PEMBANGKANG stood up. And the BN leaders who is the 1st spoke person that time forcefully apologizes for his statement about the Presiden of PAS. Muahahah. Padan muka! (wpun sebenarnya aku terkesima ngn Dr. Haji dari BN ni, sebab die cakap guna akal and guna fakta, walaupun sedikit salah, tapi die tak emosi and die straight to the point, compared to other BN yang speak through his lutut….).
2. DON'T! stand up and say something stupid that came back to yourself eventually(perasaan yang sgt malu...), for example, Mr X, stand on his feet just to say that Dr. Wan Azizah wasn't stand there for her own, but on behalf of her husband, Dato Seri Anwar. Ape kejadahnya ko nk ckpkan dlm Dewan tu? Pastu Dr. Wan slumber la ckp, I stand here for my people rights not for an individually rights. That's true, she was speaking on behalf of Malaysian. About the raised of items on the market, about sekatan Kerajaan BN to parti pembangkang(cemana nk jln kan manifesto dorg kalu sumenye nk sekat??), drama pilihan raya, (boleh lak tetibe ade 4 org smuggle dakwat. Padahal tak tau pe jadik kt 4 org tu lepas pilihan raya.) About ISA, bkn anwar sorg je kene ISA ye kawan2. Stop being a spoiled pemimpin la. Move on la wei….
And then I was so damn thrilled to see Saifuddin Nasution stand up. He was really making his point. He was saying the truth about BN rulers. I'm saying what he said is true because nobody stands up and denied his statement. And i think he has credibility as out future rulers. Even a PM i will not be surpriced of him!
But azmin was saying something that makes a BN growing mad and the man was threatens to sue azmin. Hahaha. Ni kelakar. What a joke BN! Apa la main sue2 macam artis. Lepas tu terkena plak. "Sapa makan cili dia yang terasa pedas!" Pastu nk sue plak. Yela azmin was fed-up of BN people keep saying all the pembangkang was here because of Anwar Ibrahim. Lepas tu Azmin was making a point ada BN yang lobi orang guna RM6 Juta (takde sebut nama pn!). Alih2 tros dia bangun nk sue. Hahahahaha…. Kan mmg nampak betul ko blanje 6 juta.
Ntahla. Taktau apa nak jadi. Tp yang pasti mmg best dok dlm tu. I know i am pro Pembangkang. Maybe I am a bit berat sebelah. Tapi if someone can raised something yang pembangkang buat yang memalukan. Silakan....Karpal Sigh awal2 memang melawan. Tapi he was saying what is fact…Even speaker keep using other things to stop karpal. He pun cannot denied point yang karpal raised. Means that be la someone really knowledgefull before coming to the parliament....Mewakili rakyat jelata....
And for another record, masa aku nk pegi parlimen ni aku cm buat dono je la. malas nk layan sgt. Aku dah nmpk dh partner aku from LPPKN, LELAKI. So aku act natural jela. Skali tetibe ade org call aku memperkenalkan diri sebagai partner aku. Well this man has an attitude. So aku buat biasa jela. Tp cm kagum la cara die serius dlm bekerja. Nama die taknak la mentioned, tp panjang mcm nama aku gk. Hohoho. Pastu kitrog plan la jmpe time nk pegi, pegi sama2 padahal tak kenal pun. Kekekeke. And i didn't take his pic takot die perasan la aku ni cm suke kt die....kakakaka..Bkn la suke apa. Just cm wow hensem. Kekekeke. Patu masa jmpe 1st time tu. Mak aii bia betik. Hensem wooo.. Kekekekekek.... Aku cube act as natural as i can be la. Hohohoho. Masa dlm parlimen i've tried as hard not to look at him too much... Mmg aku tak tgk die sgt la. Mcm kesian die mcm nk borak2 ngn aku. I cannot, nnti nmpk sgt i mcm kagum ngn kehenseman u. Kekekeke.. Tp die dh kawin la.. Aku pn dh kawin. Nothing laa... Just a hitched i supposed la kan.... Then masa nk balik tu boleh lak die ckp ...Nice to meet u..Kekekekekekekeke.. .Lagi la berama2 dlm jiwa aku ni....muahahaha.......Ok aku sbenanye nk decribed sket muke mamat ni cmne....Tinggiiii sket je dr aku...ekekeke....bdn tough......kulit putih cerah...rambut curly2 sket......mata mcm kelabu2 sket...........pergh.......mcm perfect je...bese la laki org...Aku plak tgh mendung berarak mendung..tgh nyampah2 ngn hubby..ekekekek...patu dpt tgk balak ensem sket..cm padan muke hubby...aku curang sket...tp dlm ati jela..ekekekekekek..ok dh2 .....balik ke pangkal jln.....ehehe
up sket gmbar mamat nih......
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